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by Mitch Foster
“I’m not looking at your wiener.” – Random girl in the mens bathroom. I bit hard on my tongue thinking
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by Mitch Foster
“Are you turned on? Are you turned on?? Forcing A lover, to love another…” Fuck men. We are all pieces of shit.
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by Mitch Foster
I’m drunk on the cheapest red wine I could find. $6.99 for 1.5 Liters (that’s two bottles worth). I can finally feel the
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by Mitch Foster
I woke up confused. The sound of static growled from the living room. My boxer-brief clad best friend snored in my bed. 5am. The
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by Mitch Foster
“Fuck you if you love a car for its paint job. Love you if you love a car for the road trips. Show me the miles on your arms
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by Mitch Foster
“I’m not playing another song until someone gets this guy the fuck out of here.” Stated Saves The Day frontman Chris Conley
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by Mitch Foster
God dammit. Last night I got drunk. Before that, I saw a great local* band at the Abbey, downtown Orlando. It was a formal event;
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by Mitch Foster
“It’s about fun and fuck ups. Don’t you ever forget it!” Exclaimed the lead singer, Justin. The Vaccines out sell out
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by Mitch Foster
I found myself laughing so fucking hard that I was bent over, holding my gut. As I gasped for more oxygen, I noticed the rest of
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by Mitch Foster
“This is our 831st show” claimed the lead singer Mikel. I counted to myself “shit, I’ve only seen them three times.”
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by Mitch Foster
Ritzy Bryan is fucking adorable. She curses like a sailor. She is supremely attractive compared to most women. Best of all, she
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by Mitch Foster
Maybe you’ve heard of him… Actor, Comedian, Author, Producer… BANJO PLAYER. I’m still in astonishment that I was
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by Mitch Foster
I got drunk and passed out in the grass while Ted Nugent was playing [Cat Scratch Fever]. The last thing I remember ‘The
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by Mitch Foster
Wow. This band is fucking fantastic. Three of the dudes have long ass hair down to the middle of their backs. Two are twin
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by Mitch Foster
Last Time I saw Mr. Mahon I wrote “his beautiful voice belted out pure honesty over his incredible piano tunes, playing some