Sarah Schumaker, “Sweaty Septum”
Staff Writer
“Sweaty Septum,” reporting on the scene. New to Orlando, old to sarcasm, always down to listen to new music, and always up for some light body moshing on a weekday.
I was bred in Pennsylvania and grew up on a soccer field. Music is the only intangible that feels real to me. You can find me at a show; I’ll be the fake redhead in the pit, screaming my lungs out, trying to keep up with all the tall kids.
“I wouldn’t dream of working on something that didn’t make my gut rumble and my heart want to explode.”
-Kate Winslet
Yea, what she said.
If you wish to contact me, email sarah.s@showsigoto.com.
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Sarah Schumaker, “Sweaty Septum”
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by Sarah Schumaker
I’ve never cared much for slasher flicks. Saw, Halloween, Friday the 13th…not my cup of coffee. However, there has always
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RECORD STORE DAY. It is upon us. The leviathan of all subculture. The Black Friday for all you obscure, vinyl-hugging,
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It’s Tuesday morning. You’re tired, a smidge sad. You thought about not getting up for work, thought that by not
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An installation of songs that are not necessarily new this week, though it’s likely they are, but probably just new to us.
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I get so proud of Florida bands, my own home state heroes. This scene has just enveloped me so nicely and held my weird little
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by Sarah Schumaker
Oh, you hate the Dave Matthews Band? Oh, well, perfect. This is NOT the Dave Matthews Band coming to the House of Blues Orlando.
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I hate Florida. I am alone here. The people in Orlando think they have this up and coming city on their hands and it’s
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by Sarah Schumaker
Calmes’ cheeks are stained an aqua-teal as dye drips down his grinning face, a sweat-soaked t-shirt adorning his figure. A sure
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by Sarah Schumaker
5:25pm February 26, 2016 Orlando, FL // Apatetic (adj.) — assuming colors and forms that effect deceptive camouflage. //
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by Sarah Schumaker
It’s one expectation that an artist’s voice will careen out the speakers of your choice technological conduit, but it’s a
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by Sarah Schumaker
I didn’t know that there was an award for “Best Club Banger,” did you? (Oh, you did? WELL, GOOD FOR YOU. I live
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by Sarah Schumaker
And then there were three. Vinyl Theatre posted on all their social media pages explaining to fans that bassist Josh Pothier
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by Sarah Schumaker
The most important holiday is about to be upon us — GALENTINE’S DAY. If you’re unfamiliar with the television
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by Sarah Schumaker
One of the great things about our generation, Generation Y if you will, is that we’ve come up with code words or slang to
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by Matthew Weller
Will’s Pub has got you covered for the mushiest day of the year in a way that won’t make you want to push that canoodling