Sarah Schumaker, “Sweaty Septum”
Staff Writer
“Sweaty Septum,” reporting on the scene. New to Orlando, old to sarcasm, always down to listen to new music, and always up for some light body moshing on a weekday.
I was bred in Pennsylvania and grew up on a soccer field. Music is the only intangible that feels real to me. You can find me at a show; I’ll be the fake redhead in the pit, screaming my lungs out, trying to keep up with all the tall kids.
“I wouldn’t dream of working on something that didn’t make my gut rumble and my heart want to explode.”
-Kate Winslet
Yea, what she said.
If you wish to contact me, email sarah.s@showsigoto.com.
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Sarah Schumaker, “Sweaty Septum”
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