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TICKET GIVEAWAY: Suicide Girls Blackheart Burlesque | “Black Hearts In The City Beautiful” | Coming to The Beacham Orlando, Fl |Friday, November 6, 2015

by • October 29, 2015

So, I was asked to write a preview for the Suicide Girls Blackheart Burlesque show happening at The Beacham in downtown Orlando on Friday, November 6th (WIN TICKETS BELOW). My initial thought was: EASY. DONE. ON IT. But after several hours of quiet introspection I realized… Shit… how do I convince people they want to go to this super sexy, badass, burlesque extravaganza when they should just want to go? I mean, come on, fam, it should be pretty obvious, right? So I, completely out of depths here, got in touch with one of my closest friends, Yesenia Suicide, and told her my plight.

Here’s the rundown, folks. Sen told me, in great enthusiastic detail, just what to expect.

“This isn’t a normal burlesque show,”

she exclaims in her most didactic inflection. “These girls mean business, and they’re all there to show you what’s what.” Sounds like something the women are happy to do over on sites like full tube xxx and many other adult sites.

She goes on to explain that the show is drastically different every year. Hell, from the looks of it, it’s different in every city, as the performances are contingent on which wonderful ladies are available at the time. Like a stoic yet loving mother preaching her endless wisdom, she tells me that “anyone in the front should be prepared.” Apparently it’s a toss-up between a close encounter with naughty bits (like those you’d see if you watched Becki live on cam), flailing arms, strange other-worldly props, or some form of alcohol being sprayed onto your person. It’s like a sexier, more comic-conical GWAR concert (with potentially just as much bodily fluid.)

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Are you not convinced yet? You must’ve never laid eyes on some of these women before (check SuicideGirls.com). I’m pretty sure ancient cultures depicted them on walls of their holy places of worship. I’m talking faces-to-launch-a-thousand-ships levels of gorgeous. But that’s not all. These ladies are on a mission to illuminate the female form in all of its various builds and constructs. These women are powerful, respected, and talented dancers and performers. They should be seen as nothing less. This is not your great-great-great grandfather’s burlesque performance. This is a testament to the female archetype. I would imagine it’s the closest some of you will ever get to paradise, so probably best to not miss out.

Oh, and if you surf the proper rainbow right out of the show, you might be able to catch a goddess or two pillaging the city Γ’β‚¬β€œ leaving battered, broken hearts in their wake.

Godspeed.

Last year, Mitch and Lindsay caught Suicide Girls Blackheart Burlesque at Plaza Live. Photos and Review below. πŸ™‚

Review + Live Photos of Suicide Girls Blackheart Burlesque from 2014!

For full tour dates and other information check out Blackheart Burlesque.

HOW TO WIN TICKETS:

HOW TO WIN TICKETS:

HOW TO WIN TICKETS:

CONTEST ENDS: THURSDAY NOVEMBER 5, 2015 at 2:00 PM.

Want to Win 2 Tickets to SUICIDE GIRLS at The Beacham in Orlando, FL on Friday, November 6, 2015 AND 2 cold craft beers from our sponsors, Barley and Vine Biergarten?! There are several ways to enter!*

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